end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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