I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Randomize
