Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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