So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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