Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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