Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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