My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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