That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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