oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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