So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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