I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Too much gin, very little bucket
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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