What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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