is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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