I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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