It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
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