my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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