I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
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