nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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