Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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