Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Oh god it's open bar.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
