How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
