Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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