Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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