i permit you to call me
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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