using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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