yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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