talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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