she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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