Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
