I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
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CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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