i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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