Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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