we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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