doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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