Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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