so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Randomize
