break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
My pussy is not your playground.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
