Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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