You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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