when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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