Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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