White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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