we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Randomize
