so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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