i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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