If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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