ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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