We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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