It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize