I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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