i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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