If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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