That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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