What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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