is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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