i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize